- Anti Joke

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...