- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

But who would want to sell us out and why?

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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