PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

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What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

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What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

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Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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a Polar bear in an Igloo.

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TRICERATOPS!

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

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Knock, Knock! Go away!

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what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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