- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

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