your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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Anti Joke

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