A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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Hobos are like Obama they want change.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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why dont they make black forks

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

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What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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