A white man, a black man, and an Arab man are standing in a room. Who stole your wallet? No one, you suffer from ALS and therefore do not carry a wallet because you have no way in which to use it. To top it all off your medical bills are so high that your family would be financially better if you were to die and your dream of being an entrepreneur is slipping away as you realize that pitching an idea is difficult in a monotonous drone.

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

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Dig Bick Your dislexic

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Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, seeing as the slaughterhouse was directly across the road from the farm where the chicken lived, the man who owned the farm led his flock of chickens across the street when they were of age and fattened up so that they could be inhumanly massacred in order to process an order of chicken nuggets.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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A seal walks into a club.

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