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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

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