- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

A black guy and an apple fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? They both hit the ground roughly at the same time, because the acceleration due to gravity is constant.

So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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