Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What's worse than this That :(

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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The holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

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What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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