oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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Your mother is so fat.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

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How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

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Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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