- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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