A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

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Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

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What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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What is white and long? A New York winter

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Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

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