- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

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