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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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