- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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