A mormon walks into a bar.

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

Mahmy

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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