Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

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Guess what? You guessed it.

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What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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Badabing.

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Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

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What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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