"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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Your Mom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

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What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

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Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

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I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

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Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

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