- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

you dint have to be a jew matt

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

What comes after 69? 70

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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