- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

The holocaust

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

What's worse than this That :(

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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