What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

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Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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