P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Stop Iran! We need the money.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Have you ever heard of a goose?

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

my wife out of the kitchen

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Women's rights.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

That's illegal What? Your mom

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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