- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

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