- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

What's worse than this That :(

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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