- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

the midget went to the midget store

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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