#Hanging Degus

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

Okay, after this one then...

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

Anti Joke

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