- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

THe Election

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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