- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

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