- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Your mom.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

Trump will make America great again.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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