How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

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if you don't like this you're gay

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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13 =B you just learned something

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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What comes after 69? 70

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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