Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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