why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

A gay man watches football.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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