- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Face Hunter is scum

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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