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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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