A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

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Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

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Q: What's red, pink and spins round and round? A: A baby in a blender Q2: What's red, pink, green, and smells bad? A2: The same baby 2 weeks later

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why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

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A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

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Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

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Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

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Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

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Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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