- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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