What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

noah is a scrub jungle

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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