A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

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Katy Perry

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Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

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Anti Joke

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