- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

Okay, after this one then...

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

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