Katy Perry

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Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

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What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

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Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

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why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

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A criminal walks into a bar, and shoots the bartender and has his way with the waitress. Its his bar now.

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An old white lady falls on the ground in the middle of the night. Just then, two positively huge black men in hoodies walk up to her and she is frightened. But as it turned out, they just wanted to help her get on her feet, and called a taxi for her. When she had no money, they gladly paid her fare. This is because they're good people and not muggers

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Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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