- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

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what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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