- Anti Joke

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick