Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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