Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

No it doesnt..

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

A fish swims up your penis...

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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