Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

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How did the little boy fall off his bycicle? Prior to this incident, a psychopathetic killer murdered his family. Therefore, to escape the killer, the boy got onto his bycicle in hopes of manuvering away from the threat. Since it was nighttime he did not notice the fault in the asphalt.( No ryhme intendid.) From flipping over his handlebars, he fell unconcious. Upon the killer spotting the boy, he sliced his head off and left the scene to not be spotted by police.

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there is nothing better than waking up to realise that your being hugged by your partner unless that partner is not home

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A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

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Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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Everybody will die

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

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what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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