Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

#Hanging Degus

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

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