- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Anthony sucks

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

Steven hawkings shook my hand

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

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