- Anti Joke

Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression