2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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The kid wakes up in the middle of the night to get some water. But over hears sounds from his parents room. he looks through the keyhole. Then he comtinues walking and says. "Why does mom say i cant suck things?"

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Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

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There are 3 people in a car, shit, manners, and asshole. They are driving and shit falls out. They pull over and manners gets out to help shit. Then a cop comes and pulls them over. The cop ask asshole what his name is. He said asshole. The cop said what. Then asshole said asshole. Then the cop says where are your manners. Asshole said over their picking up shit.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, Im very sorry.

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You: I have a question Person: Yes You: Do you have an answer?

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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