- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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