A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

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If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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Anti Joke

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