- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Trump will make America great again.

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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