- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

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