what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Robin get in the batmobile!

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

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What did squidward do when SpongeBob asked him to be his friend on Facebook? 1.declined it 2.got a restraining order against him 3.wondered how computer generated cartoon characters could send and decline friend requests

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they work hard at it

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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A man with a barbie doll walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "I bet you $100 that I can turn this barbie doll into a beautiful lady". The bartender laughs and says "Okay." The man takes out a brush and begins brushing the doll's hair. Seconds later the man has a seizure and falls to floor a dies. It turns out he was a drug addict and had a fatal over dose. The bartender never got his $100.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

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How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

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"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

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Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

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What would Helen Keller say to Obama? Wow Im really impressed that you are our nation's first black president. You're doing a great job. Except it would come out like DUUUUURNNNNNAFMKAAAALLLL

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? *snicker* F*ck a duck.

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what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

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Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

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Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

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Anti Joke

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