- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

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