- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

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