- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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