Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

Your mother is so fat.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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