Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Set up Punch line.

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Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

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how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

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How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

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Holy Tulip Answer- Sexy Mofo

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Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

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Why did the crab blush? It didn't because crab's can't blush.

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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