What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

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man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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So a blonde, brunete, and red head are all on the side of the road for prostitution. so a man walks up to the red head with money. she takes it and runs off. a man goes up to the bruenete and hands her money, but she also takes it and runs. so a man walks up to the blond with money and she says "wait...we get paid to do this?"

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What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, If you think Violets are blue you're an idiot because they're called violets for a reason.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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