- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Your mom.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

I put my baby in a microwave.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

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