Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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Chris is hairy

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Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

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Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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I have read the terms and conditions

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What happened to the convict on death row? He died

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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