- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

If you were a pie I'd eat you

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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