- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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