- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Women's rights

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

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