Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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I named my son ps2 controller

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

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knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

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Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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