A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

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a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

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What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

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how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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