Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Tilt your screen back

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

the NAACP

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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