- Anti Joke

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria