What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

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why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

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A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

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why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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