- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

Stop procrastinating.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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