What's red and a cow? Red cow

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what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

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Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

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Ben Affleck

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

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Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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