- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

copy me and i will kill you

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

I had friends on the Death Star.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

pull my finger (farts)

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