- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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