- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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