What is white and square? A ping pong block

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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