What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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