whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

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Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

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Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

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Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

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why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

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A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

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Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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Why was the boy laughing? Because

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How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

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what do you find at the top of mountains? things

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what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

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bish bash bosh giz a nosh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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