What do you call a bear. Rob.

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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