The WNBA

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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What's big and long? My dick.

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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Nobody cares maddie!

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a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

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Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

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A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

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Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

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A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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