Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

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Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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Women's rights

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

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I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

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Infamous last words: "Phew these Germans are finally gonna let us take a shower! Okay who farted! And do not lie because it smells like gas in here!" "Oh Crickey! That reptoil looks dangerous! Good thing I am immune to reptoils... Wait are Manta-Roys reptoils? uh oh..." "Hi OJ dear! Say hello to my brothe..." Moral: Hmm my chest hurts I wonder if... YAAAAaaaaaaaaaaRAGHGHGhGHGHG *dead* RESURRECTION! Phew...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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