- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

How do you end a sentence

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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