- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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