Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

A blonde dies Lololol

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

So a man walks into a bar, right?

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

Black People

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

the lemon was sweet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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