- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

Haha, I get it..

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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