Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

There's my tractor.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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