A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? It didn't. Anyone who would believe that is a complete moron.

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A chicken walks into McDonalds. He never comes out because he got grilled, greased, and seasoned.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Perhaps he was doing a project on tree-life.

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What did the Mexican parents name their first born son? Nobody knows. He was adopted by a nice family due to the fact that his biological parents were murdered in cold blood. His foster parents named him Kevin.

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Why did the two blonds go to the bar together? Because they were carpooling to save money and help save the earths ozone layer that seals in all of our oxygen. They were also meeting some friends.

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I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

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What did the black man say to the jew and the blonde girl as they walked to the car. Shotgun.

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whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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