- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

A boy with red hair is happy.

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Your existance.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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