Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

How do you end a sentence

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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