- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Pickles are moist.

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

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