What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

A woman wears a dress.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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