69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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Knock knock *open*

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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Take wrong turns

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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im gay

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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