A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

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Jersey Shore.

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

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MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

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Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

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What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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my mind's eye?

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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