Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

A black man has a job.

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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